The Pitch Audit

A brutally honest review of your pitch deck, narrative, and investor strategy — delivered by a Silicon Valley VC, not a chatbot.

A brutally honest review of your pitch deck, narrative, and investor strategy — delivered by a Silicon Valley VC, not a chatbot.

A brutally honest review of your pitch deck, narrative, and investor strategy — delivered by a Silicon Valley VC, not a chatbot.

Black and white portrait of Brandon Larsson

THE PERSON BEHIND THE AUDIT

Hey, I’m Brandon Larsson — a VC, ex-Googler, and a startup coach.

Hey, I’m Brandon Larsson — a VC, ex-Googler, and a startup coach.

Hey, I’m Brandon Larsson — a VC, ex-Googler, and a startup coach.

I’ve translated my experience at Google, Google’s AI-focused Venture Fund, and founding three startups, into a dedicated startup coaching practice. After helping hundreds of founders raise over a billion dollars, I built this audit to make real Silicon Valley investor feedback accessible to first-time founders before they meet VCs.

I’ve translated my experience at Google, Google’s AI-focused Venture Fund, and founding three startups, into a dedicated startup coaching practice. After helping hundreds of founders raise over a billion dollars, I built this audit to make real Silicon Valley investor feedback accessible to first-time founders before they meet VCs.

I’ve translated my experience at Google, Google’s AI-focused Venture Fund, and founding three startups, into a dedicated startup coaching practice. After helping hundreds of founders raise over a billion dollars, I built this audit to make real Silicon Valley investor feedback accessible to first-time founders before they meet VCs.

Startups I've worked with have Successfully raised capital from:

Startups I've worked with have Successfully raised capital from:

Startups I've worked with have Successfully raised capital from:

  • SEQUOIA

  • a16z

  • Y Combinator

  • FIRST ROUND

  • GV

  • LIGHTSPEED

  • BENCHMARK

  • FOUNDERS FUND

  • BESSEMER

  • SEQUOIA

  • a16z

  • Y Combinator

  • FIRST ROUND

  • GV

  • LIGHTSPEED

  • BENCHMARK

  • FOUNDERS FUND

  • BESSEMER

  • SEQUOIA

  • a16z

  • Y Combinator

  • FIRST ROUND

  • GV

  • LIGHTSPEED

  • BENCHMARK

  • FOUNDERS FUND

  • BESSEMER

  • SEQUOIA

  • a16z

  • Y Combinator

  • FIRST ROUND

  • GV

  • LIGHTSPEED

  • BENCHMARK

  • FOUNDERS FUND

  • BESSEMER

  • SEQUOIA

  • a16z

  • Y Combinator

  • FIRST ROUND

  • GV

  • LIGHTSPEED

  • BENCHMARK

  • FOUNDERS FUND

  • BESSEMER

  • SEQUOIA

  • a16z

  • Y Combinator

  • FIRST ROUND

  • GV

  • LIGHTSPEED

  • BENCHMARK

  • FOUNDERS FUND

  • BESSEMER

WHAT TO EXPECT

From Intake to Investor-Ready.

From Intake to Investor-Ready.

Once you complete a 5-minute intake, I’ll perform a diagnostic teardown of your pitch deck and deliver an actionable blueprint to get you investor-ready.

Once you complete a 5-minute intake, I’ll perform a diagnostic teardown of your pitch deck and deliver an actionable blueprint to get you investor-ready.

01

Intake

The intake process takes 5–10 minutes. Upload your pitch deck and answer targeted questions about your current raise, narrative, and key concerns. It’s 100% digital and doesn’t require calendar scheduling.

02

VC Pitch Review

03

Investor Blueprint

Founder deck teardown · 18 min

Founder deck teardown · 18 min

THE DELIVERABLES

What you’ll get in your inbox

What you’ll get in your inbox

Detailed Video Teardown:

Detailed Video Teardown:

A raw, slide-by-slide video teardown walking through your deck, narrative, and positioning—pinpointing exactly where investors will lose interest or drop off.

A raw, slide-by-slide video teardown walking through your deck, narrative, and positioning—pinpointing exactly where investors will lose interest or drop off.

VC Lens & Red Flag Breakdown

VC Lens & Red Flag Breakdown

An insider's breakdown of how an investment committee actually evaluates your deal. You get a transparent view of where your valuation/traction logic breaks down, what makes VCs pass, and how to pre-empt their worst instincts.

An insider's breakdown of how an investment committee actually evaluates your deal. You get a transparent view of where your valuation/traction logic breaks down, what makes VCs pass, and how to pre-empt their worst instincts.

Actionable Investor Blueprint

Actionable Investor Blueprint

A prioritized, line-item action plan detailing the specific slide edits, narrative rewrites, and positioning tweaks needed before sending your deck out.

A prioritized, line-item action plan detailing the specific slide edits, narrative rewrites, and positioning tweaks needed before sending your deck out.

AUDIT OUTCOMES

AUDIT OUTCOMES

Hear from early-stage founders who have been through the audit.

Hear from early-stage founders who have been through the audit.

Hear from early-stage founders who have been through the audit.

WHO THIS IS FOR

Direct, partner-level clarity before you pitch investors.

Direct, partner-level clarity before you pitch investors.

Direct, partner-level clarity before you pitch investors.

Founders Preparing a Raise

You’re building a pitch deck, memo, or narrative to raise capital. You need an unvarnished, slide-by-slide audit of your positioning before stepping into investor meetings.

Founders Pivoting or Reframing

You’re shifting direction, launching a new product line, or refining your core model. You need an objective, external eye to validate your logic and catch positioning blind spots.

Founders Hitting a Fundraising Wall

You’re talking to investors or getting initial passes, but missing the mark. You need a diagnostic breakdown to pinpoint exactly why VCs are opting out.

THE ASYNC PITCH AUDIT

$750

One-time investment

Video breakdown revealing exactly how an venture partner evaluates your pitch

Red flag & objection map identifying exact structural weaknesses and investor dealbreakers

An action plan detailing narrative rewrites, positioning tweaks, and structural fixes

Direct partner review and analysis, ensuring you get actual strategic depth over generic feedback

Delivered to your inbox within 5 business days

Buy Audit and Get Started

I normally charge venture-backed startups $5,000+ for live advisory. This audit applies that same strategic framework to your deck in a condensed, asynchronous format.

I normally charge venture-backed startups $5,000+ for live advisory. This audit applies that same strategic framework to your deck in a condensed, asynchronous format.

Stay in the loop

Stay in the loop

Occasional notes on startup clarity, operations, and sharper founder decisions.

Occasional notes on startup clarity, operations, and sharper founder decisions.

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Contact

Contact

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For quick administrative or logistical questions only please

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